25 Şubat 2013 Pazartesi

Don't Be Shy, Don't Hold Back at SFMOMA

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A huge, site-specific fabrication of hair, glue and rope has appeared in SFMOMA's atrium, spelling out nonsense in languages that look real but are in fact invented.



united nations--babel of the millenium was created in 1999 for the museum by Shanghai-born, New York-based artist Wenda Gu in 1999 and paid for by Vicki and Kent Logan, who are being feted on the second floor with a highlights exhibition taken from their massive donation of 330 contemporary artworks to SFMOMA fifteen years ago.



Kent Logan was a New York investment banker with Goldman Sachs, Paine Webber, and Barclays before arriving in San Francisco with his wife Vicki in 1992 as one of the seven partners of Montgomery Securities, one of the major funders of the 1990s Silicon Valley dotcom gold rush. He must have amassed quite a bit of that gold himself because he retired in 2000 in his 50s and moved to Vail, Colorado, where he became a town councilman in 2003.



The Logans built a modernist chateau in Vail adjoined by a 7,500 square foot private museum to exhibit their growing art collection (click here for a 2007 New York Times article about the artworld trend, Museum for My Stuff.) In 2006, they made a fractional gift upon their deaths to the Denver Art Museum, who will be inheriting the childless couple's Vail home, gallery and about $90 million in art and cash for its maintenance. In 2005, the couple bought vacation property at a gated Scottsdale community where they have been scandalizing the neighbors with their modernist golf course home filled with aggressively confrontational modern art (click here for a 2011 Wall Street Journal article with photos).



Though I don't particularly share the Logans' taste in art, at least it is their own taste rather than the product of an army of consultants. In an interview with Kyle McMillan, Kent notes,
"We've had advisers suggest that we look at this, buy that, but we've really ignored them for the most part. So, we've always said that we have to like the work because we're going to live with it, and we don't want to buy something that someone said we should have and then find out we don't like it. You can tell the difference. If I walk into a collector's home, I can tell immediately if there has been an adviser or a consultant at work, because it looks like one from Column A and one from Column B – a trophy type of collection."

I thought the metallic figures above were the latest Oversized Shiny Things from Jeff Koons, but they turned out to be aluminum figures by German artist Thomas Schutte from 1998 called Grosse Geisters (Great Spirits).



The requisite Jeff Koons piece was the goofy 1991 marble sculpture Self Portrait above left, surrounded by pop art samples from Warhol, Ruscha and Gilbert & George.



Though they have moved on to contemporary Japanese and Chinese art, the Logans also collected a lot of young Brits, such as Jenny Saville, whose 1999 painting Hem above is looming over an amused Patrick Vaz.



There is also the requisite Damien Hirst formaldehyde and dead animal sculpture on the floor, something I had only experienced through photos. In the flesh, so to speak, the effect is disturbing and disrespectful. I wanted to steal the piece away and give the creature a decent burial or incineration.

Qin Shihuang's Immortality at The Asian

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The Asian Art Museum has been sponsoring a promotional stunt involving someone appearing in public around the Bay Area as a "LOST" terracotta warrior who is looking for the rest of his army. On Wednesday morning, he was "found" at the Civic Center Farmers Market by the formerly homeless gentleman above whose first name is Moses, which seemed appropriate, who brought the warrior into the museum for a press preview.



China's First Emperor, Qin Shihuang (259-210 BCE), led one of the more colorful, action-packed lives in world history, and his death turned out to be similarly spectacular, with reportedly 700,000 slave laborers working on his underground tomb for decades.



In 1974, farmers digging a well uncovered the burial complex, which contained 8,000+ individualized terracotta warriors with thousands of bronze weapons to either guard the emperor's tomb or to conquer heaven itself. As part of the Asian Art Museum's 10th anniversary in its Civic Center location, China has loaned ten of the warriors along with other ancient objects found in nearby tombs. It makes for a fascinating, spooky exhibition that will be installed at the museum through May.



Qin Shihuang was born into intense palace intrigue in the the empire of Qin, and once he came to power, "unified" six neighboring warring states through military force. He was equal parts tyrant and creator throughout his 36 year reign. He had a central roadway system built, started the construction of the Great Wall of China, and simplified and codified written Chinese along with weights and measures. He also fended off numerous assassination attempts, including an attempt by a blind, virtuoso musician who tried to kill him with a lead lute. He also banished all foreign scholars as spies, and tried to destroy the Confucian intellectual movement by burying its scholars alive.



His historical reputation was blackened thoroughly after his death by Confucian scholars who survived the persecution, and who wrote damning accounts of his brutality. According to a good Wikipedia article, his historical reputation has been improving lately in China. The Nationalist leader Chiang Kai-shek was being approvingly compared to the First Emperor in the early 20th century, while Mao was said to have bragged that he had exceeded him:
Mao Zedong, chairman of the People's Republic of China, was reviled for his persecution of intellectuals. On being compared to the First Emperor, Mao responded: "He buried 460 scholars alive; we have buried forty-six thousand scholars alive...You [intellectuals] revile us for being Qin Shi Huangs. You are wrong. We have surpassed Qin Shi Huang a hundredfold."



Qin Shihuang was obsessed with the idea of immortality, and had magical elixirs created for him in order to live forever. The irony is that most of the life-extending elixirs were laced with mercury which probably helped hasten his early death via poisoning. The final irony is that thanks to his spectacular burial complex being discovered intact so recently in modern history, he really has made himself immortal.

24 Şubat 2013 Pazar

Valentine's Day Printables: You Rock!

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Valentine's Day printables
Valentine's Day is not a crafty holiday for me.  I have never been a fan of handcrafting dozens of valentines for my kids' classmates. It just seems like too much effort (times 3 kids!) for something that just gets thrown away.  My idea of crafty valentines is buying a $3 pack of Hershey's kisses, a pack of $3 drugstore valentine cards, and taping the kisses to the envelopes.

But the adorable images of artsy, craftsy Valentines on Pinterest have been calling to me -- and since I had about a dozen leftover Rocky Road miniature bars from 3Po's birthday party (he had a rock climbing birthday party -- get it, Rocky Road?), I decided to give them away as valentines rather than gobble it all myself.



Valentine's Day printables
I created a printable tag that you can cut out, fold in half, and staple to a clear cellophane bag.


Valentine's Day printables
One side says "Happy Valentine's Day! You Rock!", and the flip side has a "To/From" tag so kids can write their name and the name of the child they're giving it to.

Valentine's Day printables
I added arrows to camouflage the staples; if you position your stapler carefully over the arrow, the staple should be hidden on both sides.



Valentine's Day printables
You can give out Pop Rocks instead of Rocky Road bars, but the Pop Rocks need a bigger bag, and a wider tag.  I've made sheets of these tags in two sizes -- the small one can be used for cellophane bags approximately 2.75 inches (7 cm) wide, and the large one can be used for cellophane bags that are about 4 inches (10 cm) wide.  I also made You Rock tags in case you want to hand out rock candy lollipops; just punch a hole in the tags and tie the tags to the lollipop with a red ribbon.

Valentine's Day printables

All the printables are below.  These valentines are really easy to assemble.  They don't require any gluing, drawing or anything crafty -- but they're still Pinterest-worthy!


Foldover tags for small cellophane bags:Valentine's Day printables

Foldover tags for medium cellophane bagsValentine's Day printables
All-purpose gift tags

Valentine's Day printables


You can download all sizes in a single PDF file below:
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Valentine's Day Printables: Yoda One For Me

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In a recent Silicon Valley Mamas article, my friend Robyn writes of a recent DIY Valentine backlash.  I'll admit, I've noticed it too -- which makes it even weirder that I'm going in completely the opposite direction.  Since The Pea was in kindergarten, I've been content to buy cheapo $3-for-24 Valentine cards from Target or Walgreens, but this year I just couldn't resist trying a few of the DIY ideas I've seen on Pinterest.  Yesterday I made some You Rock Valentines with some leftover candy from 3Po's party, and today I made some Yoda Valentines.


3Po loves Yoda, and he chose this one on Pinterest.  It's really more of an assemble-it-yourself rather than a do-it-yourself kind of Valentine:  Just print and cut out the cards, cut two slits above and below Yoda's hands, slip in a Pixy Stix rod (you can also use a glow stick or a pencil if you don't want to give out candy), and tape the back to secure.  It's almost as easy as buying the valentines at the drugstore!

Here is an image file that you can download and print:


You can get up to 8 of these cards on an 8.5"x11" sheet of paper or cardstock (sturdier paper is better).  Below is a PDF document that you can download from my Scribd account:

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Don't Be Shy, Don't Hold Back at SFMOMA

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A huge, site-specific fabrication of hair, glue and rope has appeared in SFMOMA's atrium, spelling out nonsense in languages that look real but are in fact invented.



united nations--babel of the millenium was created in 1999 for the museum by Shanghai-born, New York-based artist Wenda Gu in 1999 and paid for by Vicki and Kent Logan, who are being feted on the second floor with a highlights exhibition taken from their massive donation of 330 contemporary artworks to SFMOMA fifteen years ago.



Kent Logan was a New York investment banker with Goldman Sachs, Paine Webber, and Barclays before arriving in San Francisco with his wife Vicki in 1992 as one of the seven partners of Montgomery Securities, one of the major funders of the 1990s Silicon Valley dotcom gold rush. He must have amassed quite a bit of that gold himself because he retired in 2000 in his 50s and moved to Vail, Colorado, where he became a town councilman in 2003.



The Logans built a modernist chateau in Vail adjoined by a 7,500 square foot private museum to exhibit their growing art collection (click here for a 2007 New York Times article about the artworld trend, Museum for My Stuff.) In 2006, they made a fractional gift upon their deaths to the Denver Art Museum, who will be inheriting the childless couple's Vail home, gallery and about $90 million in art and cash for its maintenance. In 2005, the couple bought vacation property at a gated Scottsdale community where they have been scandalizing the neighbors with their modernist golf course home filled with aggressively confrontational modern art (click here for a 2011 Wall Street Journal article with photos).



Though I don't particularly share the Logans' taste in art, at least it is their own taste rather than the product of an army of consultants. In an interview with Kyle McMillan, Kent notes,
"We've had advisers suggest that we look at this, buy that, but we've really ignored them for the most part. So, we've always said that we have to like the work because we're going to live with it, and we don't want to buy something that someone said we should have and then find out we don't like it. You can tell the difference. If I walk into a collector's home, I can tell immediately if there has been an adviser or a consultant at work, because it looks like one from Column A and one from Column B – a trophy type of collection."

I thought the metallic figures above were the latest Oversized Shiny Things from Jeff Koons, but they turned out to be aluminum figures by German artist Thomas Schutte from 1998 called Grosse Geisters (Great Spirits).



The requisite Jeff Koons piece was the goofy 1991 marble sculpture Self Portrait above left, surrounded by pop art samples from Warhol, Ruscha and Gilbert & George.



Though they have moved on to contemporary Japanese and Chinese art, the Logans also collected a lot of young Brits, such as Jenny Saville, whose 1999 painting Hem above is looming over an amused Patrick Vaz.



There is also the requisite Damien Hirst formaldehyde and dead animal sculpture on the floor, something I had only experienced through photos. In the flesh, so to speak, the effect is disturbing and disrespectful. I wanted to steal the piece away and give the creature a decent burial or incineration.

Qin Shihuang's Immortality at The Asian

To contact us Click HERE


The Asian Art Museum has been sponsoring a promotional stunt involving someone appearing in public around the Bay Area as a "LOST" terracotta warrior who is looking for the rest of his army. On Wednesday morning, he was "found" at the Civic Center Farmers Market by the formerly homeless gentleman above whose first name is Moses, which seemed appropriate, who brought the warrior into the museum for a press preview.



China's First Emperor, Qin Shihuang (259-210 BCE), led one of the more colorful, action-packed lives in world history, and his death turned out to be similarly spectacular, with reportedly 700,000 slave laborers working on his underground tomb for decades.



In 1974, farmers digging a well uncovered the burial complex, which contained 8,000+ individualized terracotta warriors with thousands of bronze weapons to either guard the emperor's tomb or to conquer heaven itself. As part of the Asian Art Museum's 10th anniversary in its Civic Center location, China has loaned ten of the warriors along with other ancient objects found in nearby tombs. It makes for a fascinating, spooky exhibition that will be installed at the museum through May.



Qin Shihuang was born into intense palace intrigue in the the empire of Qin, and once he came to power, "unified" six neighboring warring states through military force. He was equal parts tyrant and creator throughout his 36 year reign. He had a central roadway system built, started the construction of the Great Wall of China, and simplified and codified written Chinese along with weights and measures. He also fended off numerous assassination attempts, including an attempt by a blind, virtuoso musician who tried to kill him with a lead lute. He also banished all foreign scholars as spies, and tried to destroy the Confucian intellectual movement by burying its scholars alive.



His historical reputation was blackened thoroughly after his death by Confucian scholars who survived the persecution, and who wrote damning accounts of his brutality. According to a good Wikipedia article, his historical reputation has been improving lately in China. The Nationalist leader Chiang Kai-shek was being approvingly compared to the First Emperor in the early 20th century, while Mao was said to have bragged that he had exceeded him:
Mao Zedong, chairman of the People's Republic of China, was reviled for his persecution of intellectuals. On being compared to the First Emperor, Mao responded: "He buried 460 scholars alive; we have buried forty-six thousand scholars alive...You [intellectuals] revile us for being Qin Shi Huangs. You are wrong. We have surpassed Qin Shi Huang a hundredfold."



Qin Shihuang was obsessed with the idea of immortality, and had magical elixirs created for him in order to live forever. The irony is that most of the life-extending elixirs were laced with mercury which probably helped hasten his early death via poisoning. The final irony is that thanks to his spectacular burial complex being discovered intact so recently in modern history, he really has made himself immortal.

The Kronos Quartet Plays with Local Ingredients

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San Francisco's internationally renowned Kronos Quartet (l-r above, David Harrington and John Sherba on violins, Jeffrey Zeigler on cello, and Hank Dutt on viola) have been performing together for 40 years, with only one personnel change, the cellist Ziegler for Jennifer Culp, who followed Joan Jeanrenaud in 1999 . The ensemble has commissioned close to 750 new works by composers from every musical tradition in the world, many of which they have recorded on a series of over 40 recordings.



Before heading to Australia this week and the Netherlands after that, with a palate cleanser concert in Long Beach, California, the quartet gave a pair of performances at Yerba Buena Center's Lam Theater. The big news was that the globetrotting quartet was ending a three-year "partnership" with Yerba Buena Center by commissioning new works from San Francisco composers. The even better news is that the local composers did San Francisco proud, writing good music that will probably have a long life. (From left to right above, Stephen Prutsman, Nathaniel Stookey, Pamela Z, and Dan Becker being interviewed by pianist, radio host and Berkeley Museum curator Sarah Cahill.)



The concert started with Carrying the Past, a short piece by Dan Becker above, who is chair of the Composition Department at the SF Conservatory of Music. The piece was a collision between 78RPM recordings of his grandfather Eddie Sandson playing lead trumpet in big bands and Kronos playing a slightly dissonant, minimalist piece that occasionally mirrored the jazz recordings but more often was in its own universe. I've enjoyed all of Becker's music that I have heard over the years, including this piece, which lasted the perfect amount of time.



Nathaniel Stookey above was a San Francisco wunderkind who was born after the Kronos formed, and his career after graduating from UC Berkeley and Duke seems to be exploding, with commissions from orchestras and arts groups around the world. His String Quartet No. 3, The Mezzanine, was receiving its world premiere from the commissioning Kronos and it's an ambitious, serious work channeling Nicholson Baker's odd, granular 1988 novel The Mezzanine about an escalator ride during an office lunch break with many footnotes (click here). The music was both silky and obsessive, and the performance was masterful.



After intermission, there were four short "translations" by pianist and arranger Stephen Prutsman above of a Bollywood song, a Turkish instrumental, a Lebanese hymn and an Ethiopian saxophone solo. Kronos has long been a pioneer in introducing World Music to the West and the string quartet tradition, and Prutsman has been their trusted, stalwart arranger for over 40 of these pieces.



The concert closed with And The Movement of The Tongue by Pamela Z above. Sort of a Laurie Anderson of the West Coast since the 1980s, Pamela Z has played with live, looped sound on computers for decades, and this world premiere is one of her best pieces. She uses samples of accented English by everyone from Berkeley based, Italian-accented composer Luciano Chessa to Southern twangs to Call Center computer voices. The writing for the string quartet was sometimes a simple accompaniment to the rhythms of the speech and other times worked in counterpoint. It was a witty, charming, and thoughtful work which reflects the wonder you feel sometimes in the Bay Area when listening to a Tower of Babble of accented English. Think Locally, Talk Globally.